The Pedo-Files: Miley Cyrus

So this this week pictures of a near topless Miley Cyrus appeared. The pictures were taken for Vanity Fair, who have a reputation for artistic nudity. A previous controversy with Vanity Fair was when Rachel Mcadams refused to do a nude shoot with Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley. Well now it Mileys turn only she is a little to late to refuse as the pictures are already taken. Her picture(below left) have a Miley with no top on covering her breast with a sheet.

Now remember this girl is 15 and her parents were on set with her when the photos were taken. Now the questions are this picture really that bad cause she is topless. Is it bad cause it's provocative. Would it be ok if she was not as famous or did not have a fan base of young girls. Lastly if it is wrong whos fault is this.


To the first question skin wise you can see this much of Miley if you she was wearing a bikini or if you have a account on myspace. Also Miley has posted many pictures on her myspace that I think are much worst then this picture cause not only is alot of skin show they are shot to be sexual and playful. Which the Vanity Fair shot was to be artistic and show innocence at the same time a girl growing into a woman.

As to the provocative issue while I all ready stated I thought it was nice play on showing her innocence. kinda like her life half bare for the world to see almost a woman but still a girl. Yet take a look at the behind the scenes (above right) shots without the color work and photoshoping it looks playful and really she was not that naked. Then back to the myspace pictures(shown below) take a look here
and more
That brings me to the next issue of fame. Would this be so bad if she was not a famous or had a fan base of young girls? I think that if this was a unknown girl posed in this way it would not be such and issue and people would be able to see it as an art piece instead of a young girl half naked. I think part of the whole controversy is that she is a idol to young girls, but you must realize she is also a celebrity she has to grow or she will always be stuck as Hannah Montana.

One of the most recent Myspace Pictures

Last question who's fault is it. Easy answer is the parents, Miley is not an adult obviously. She cannot make these kinda calls on what would be too much or too little and as we have seen from her myspace we can tell she is a real bad judge of what is too much. Yet I go back to the fact that I really don't think these pictures are that bad. I think there is a another reason why this seemingly has blown up in Mileys face.

Now this is what I would call provocative

I think the real big deal is Disney. Disney has gotten enough bad press on the sexy pictures taken by previous Disney kids like Britney, Christina, Hayden, Lindsey and of course the full on nude Vanessa Hudgens. Yet not as much fuss was raised by their photos even though they were role models to to young girls. So why the big freak out? Cause Disney see this time there is money to be lost. I mean it would explain why Miley and her parents would agree to these photos only to backstep and denounce them. Cause Disney told them too. I mean listen to Miley's aplogly/statment it sound forced and kinda stupid "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed." Word is she and her parents sign off on everything pre-publishing nothing should have been a surprise to them, only to Disney. I think they are cause this media fuss as kinda lesson to Miley and to save themselves of being accused of pimping out a little girl hmmm we would never think that Disney your only just concerned cause Miley can't make you as much money if she loses her teen appeal yeah your so not pimping out kids. So in the end its all about money who woulda thunk it..

BOOZE+SEX+HIGH SCHOOL=PROM

Recently in Portland Oregon a letter was sent out to the parents of Lincoln High student in reference to the upcoming prom. It stated that parents should open there doors to after prom parties and provided alcohol in a bid to prevent the student from havening to break the law to get their own liquor and give instructions on how much liquor it would take for the amount of students and then makes a bragging remark to the amount of drink that goes on at Lincoln. It then goes on to promote the use of condoms for safe sex and the letter actually contained 2 condoms.

Now if you believe this letter was a real letter sent by the administration then your an idiot. This is obviously a prank pulled by Lincoln students or some rival school. Yet some parents are up in arms about this letter calling it inappropriate and offensive. I think there mad that they fell for it or just that it just confirms their worries that the students might get a chance to drink and have sex. These people need to calm down.

My Actual Prom Photo with my wife.

Its a joke first off these people I'm sure they had no intention or belief that anyone would be dumb enough to fall for this and believe it was a actual letter from the school. Secondly the bit about the condoms was actually a good bit of advice and trust me if my son is gonna have sex at his prom he better have a condom on cause I don't want no prom-made babies. Hell I bet it was the first time some of these idiot parent had even given thought to what there children would be doing after prom that night. I love it when parents get one upped, cause as we all know are parent love to pretend that they are in complete control of there little universe and nothing goes down without their say so. So for someone to throw it in their face that they can't control everything and sometimes it better they shouldn't.

Granted I think prom night is the worst night to do any drinking so as adivce to any teenager reading this. Prom is one of those nights that the cops know your gonna be out and your more then likely gonna be drinking so don't give them the easy bust don't drink. Also if your not drinking watch out for those who are and getting behind the wheel offer them a lift or take their keys . I know your not there parents and it really isnt your problem but hell if your not gonna be drinking and you gotta car you can charge to drive them home and also I be willing to bet there will be chick who thinks its real hot that your being so nice. Now on to sex well thats another story if your gonna do it this would be he worst/best nights to do it. The reason I say that is years from now your gonna wish you had if hadn't just so you could say I fucked on my prom night, but also if you do your gonna go oh god I fucked that guy/girl on my prom night. Remember while high school feels like that all there is to life and that love will last forever it rarely does last the trials of high school.

So Parents of Lincoln High and parents of all high schoolers out there chill and don't get all in a fuss. That is the wrong thing to do. Use this as a jumping off point to talk to your kids again or for the first time about what they are gonna be doing after prom cause it could be there last night as a sober/virgin/no dead teenager so you better make sure that you talked to them and do not treat them like children cause honestly they aren't they are probably just a few months away or already are 18 and as some may know if you tell someone not to do something without some sort of respect they will probably do it anyways just to spite you.

Dude Looks Like A Lady!

So big story of the week is this so called pregnant man. Its in People Magazine and it was on Oprah. So if you hadn't heard about this Im sure your freaking out this. Well don't cause its not true kinda. The person in question is Thomas Beatie who if you haven't already guessed use to be a woman, Ta Dah. Wow now don't you feel silly getting all worked up about it. This is quite on honestly one of the stupidest and falsest stories mainstream media has picked up on since WMD’s in Iraq.




I guess if your one of those people that believe that gender is within not without and gender is the only thing that matters. then yes Thomas is a man and yes he is pregnant but his sex is still female. If I were to go through hormone therapy gets some boobs and grow out my hair but kept my penis could i really claim I was a woman that could piss standing up. The answer is hell no, I would still be a man/the Ugliest woman I have ever seen. Now if i had my penis removed and completed the same feet then I believe that yes i could make such a claim. So as soon as Thomas grows a penis and has his female organs remove and then gets pregnant then he can claim he is a pregnant man.

These people are just plain retarded to even brag about a story like this, that is to say that it may be some medical miracle. But it does bring up the issue of Sex and Gender, Transgender and Transexual. Are they same thing? Take for example if a Transgender man(a man who has been transformed into a woman ) is arrested and he needs to be strip search who does it a man or a woman. Does it matter if he still has his penis or if he had it lopped off and is now a transexual. They are a person so how can we prevent abuse in this situation cause is the man gay or is he straght. Then in the work place how do we deal with that to avoid uncomfortable situation? How can we define what they so we can begin to accept them.




I dont really think there is some kind of set method but, myself being a straight man with what some would call transgender tendences( I paint my nails and I like lipstick and eye liner and identify more with women then I do with men) I can only say that while for the sake of social status we should treat people as what they appear to be boobs= woman, no boobs = man, as for science and treatment in the police example above then it is a matter of sex, penis = man, vagina = woman and that matters even for those people who weren't born that way.




Now while I do think that Tom and his spouse, who is a woman, are being stupid on bringing this out as a pregnant man story and same goes for the media for spinning it that way. I still applaud them on bringing such an issue to the front and that may be we can all look passed what our eyes see, and what we perceive as the norm. Hopefully it can save a transgender child from abuse from their peers and or family.

20 Percent of American are Retarded/Rich

CBS report recently that 81% of people believe that the country is headed in the wrong direction, an all time high. So who the fuck are these 19% to 20% of people that either cant deiced or worse believe that we are headed in the right direction. What the fuck, how can any of this shit be good. They need to give out a list of these people and lets us weed em out. These people either have lots of money so much as they don't care or else they are part of that die hard GO USA group that are to busy looking up at the flag in their front yard to see that we’re neck deep in shit.





Normally I would agree to disagree when it come to the political views but for these last 8 years I just cant and still ive held back when dealing with the individual as not to cause a fist fight but when dealing with amount of bullshit going on I think its time that these people stand up and show themselves, who the fuck do you think you are to say things are going well when people are burning their home cause they are about to be foreclosed on cause they got laid off and cant file bankruptcy cause the new laws or how bout gas and milk almost being the same price per gallon and the president has the balls and or lack of brains to say he hadn't heard anything about 4 dollars a gallon for gas. Pull that shit near me and im might just rack ya in whatever body part will hurt the most.





Bush will send a trillion to a war that most don't support yet we don't have the money to fund our schools, to take care of our roads, or to help stabilize the country. Fuck no we gotta go get them terrorists Well till know Ive known who was the leader of the real threat to America and now I know how many followers hes got out there. I urge you guys to take an extreme level on this if you know someone who falls into this twenty percent then let them know that you can be associated with someone who is pro-terrorism(please exclude family from this rule you have to love them even if they are retarded) . Cause no one has caused more destruction and fear mongering then our own president.

PS. I know some of you maybe sick of the political stuff, but really its all i can do not to lock myself in the bedroom and not come out is to just keep on this in hopes of making some kinda of difference. Also if you wanna here me rant make a suggestion in your comment or email me and nothinguneeded@gmail.com

I Love Dirty Movies!!! Fuck Clean-Flicks!

Something I was glad to be rid of was the practice of "Cleaning" movies which is when some wussy prick takes a movie that someone spent alot of time and money on to make just right and then removes anything they think offensive or "Not Family Friendly".  While the actual company CleanFlicks has actually stop this practice of violating copyright laws and butchering movies for the delight of pansies everywhere. Many local places have kept the practice and should be stopped. 

To mention the whole idea of a clean flick is to remove images and words that are evil to say is kind of stupid.  If you remove the image of a man getting his lower intestine removed from a scene in a movie just so said asswipe can bare to watch it.  It still doesn't change the fact you are still watching someone get killed, your thinking it, imagine the blood and gore.  The same with swears bleep bloops , crap and crudes your still thinking FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER AND CUNT. MUGGLE FUCKIN TROLL SHIT!!  Anyways its an excuse for people to feel better about breaking the rules.  Example again if you close your eyes during a sex scene does this remove the responsibility to those who feel watching such a scene to be a sin. To this I say no, if you watch the movie whether you watch the bad scenes or not you still support the movie in a whole, the scene was still there even if you chose to ignore it.

Then there is the question of who the fuck do you think you are? you book burning Nazi.  Censorship of a rental movie is illegal, we censor tv mainly cause its a public forum and tv station need sponsors to make money and sponsor don’t like to support channels that hold nothing back, fucking wusses.  but to censor a movie it no different then  removing books you don't agree with from libraries if chose to read it then deal with it, don't pick and chose what you want to read about it. 

And how can you enjoy a film without every scene it was made with each detail to be scene and heard to change that change the meaning and context of the film which makes it a big waste of time.

If you like clean flicks grow some balls watch the real film or don't bother cause obviously your not mature enough to deal with what your watching and should just stick to you local channel for entertainment bitches!.

1st Admendment, 2nd Ademendment, 3rd Admendment, GONE!!

So as some of you may heard the bogus across the board handgun ban in Washington DC is fighting for its life to stay in affect.  How could a ban even exist? Wouldn’t the 2nd Amendment, Right to Bear Arms,  stop that kinda shit.  Hell no! In the last 8 years I have seen more and more of my rights slowly bit by bit removed. How so you may say. Let me Elaborate and I mainly talking about the Bill of Rights( the first 10 amendments of the Constitution).





    1st admendment- Freedom of Religion(only if your Christian or Jew. Forget being Muslim or Pagan), Speech(As long as it aint something bad about the current President or his friends or how fucked up they are), and Press(2 words FOX NEWS, mainstream press today has been sold to the highest bidder and no longer reports what happens but what some political lobbyist wants you to hear and if anyone does ask something stupid like, hey where are all those WMD’S? or why haven't you caught Osama? They are quickly silence and or ignored.





2nd amendment- Right to bear arms, granted this has be left alone for the most part during this presidents terms but more and more anti gun lobbyist are fight to ban things like handguns and assault rifles.  I give em assault rifles as to say you cant have one in your home, but you may keep them in facility for you local militia. But to ban handguns in an effort to deter gun crime. Yeah a new law that will stop criminals, because they follow laws so well to begin with.  "oh shit Larry we gonna have to use knives to rob that bank, they passed a law banning handguns.

(SKIPPING 3-no problems there)
  




  4th amendment- Protection from unreasonable search and seizure. well you can thank the Patriot Act for fucking us over on this one and bring back the days of the cloak and dagger J Edgar Hoover society.  All they need is to even suspect you of something they think is terrorism and next thing you know  phones are tap email scanned etc and all without your knowledge and worst of all without a warrant or checks and balances.

5th Amendment- Right to Due Process. Meaning you cant be trialed for a capital crime unless indited by grand jury. Now here Im talking about the possible hundreds of American being held for crimes of terrorism without having a grand jury look at the case which this also ties into the next amendment.

6th Amendment- Rights of the Accused. Mainly here I talking about Speedy public trial. most of these people are being held for crimes with no idea of when or how they will be tried.( and remember I am only speaking on behalf of Americans being held not foreigners who do not have these rights)

7th Amendment- Trial by jury goes back to number 6 these people are receiving no trial whatsoever.






8th Amendment – Prohibition of excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment. One word Water-boarding .  and for those who don't know what it is, it is not a fun weekend on the lake,  it is the act of tieing a subject to a board and elevating his feet like they are almost standing on there head and then dumping water on their face and sometimes cling film is used around the face to give the sensation of suffocation as well as just plain drowning.  I really have nothing against the use of it against non Americans but again rumors and storys is that it has been used against citizens which isnt right.

9th Amendment - Protection of rights not specifically enumerated in the Bill of Rights. Basically this some it all up. It means you cant violate any of my rights even if the right is not specifically stated in the Constitution.  This one get ignored all the time. Its almost generally accepted that if the right is not stated in the Constitution then you really don't have it. To that I say bull crap just cause there isnt a law against some crimes doesn't mean that they are not still crimes.

10th amendment- Powers of states and people. this one is about if it isn't stated in the constitution that the government has a certain power then that power is given to the people. basically the government cant do anything unless told to by us or have been granted in the Constitution. This one make me laugh like the government has ever listen to us if they did then next month you wouldn't be sending in your taxes.

Hopefully this time next year I wont feel this way maybe I will feel like I actually live in a free society.oh and PS FUCK THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT!! LET YOUR PEOPLE BE FREE OR BURN YOU PIECES OF IGNORANT DOG SHIT!!! *cough* yes thats quite enough.

Tink.

What would a Mcdonalds McCain taste like?

I tell ya dusty old republican. It would taste of old fashion big government that is way past its expiration date that has been cooked in oil profits.  It would leave you unsatisfied and like most things at McDonalds making you wish you would have never ordered it.




So anyways less then a year we have a new president.  It looks like McCain got the Republican slot and its between Obama and  Clinton for the Democrat position.  Grant nothing is absolutely official until the repective party conventions.  Oh yeah and if ya didnt hear Ralph fucking Nader is ruining Dems chances (cough) I mean running yes running for president under the Independent slot. Which means he has probably been paid off to steal votes from the Democrats,  of course that is my opinion but the fact is that is what he ends up doing.




I know im not voteing Republican if its McCain, I might have for Rudy. As far as Democrats I think Obama gonna win out over Clinton for the drivers seat.  I think I could live with that Obama does have passion.  Unfortunately he is a bit of a young pup and I think his lack of experience on the worlds stage may hurt him but if Hillary's there to help then I think we may be ok.

As far as other candidates still running or at least being support yes they may have the right ideas and plans but when have you known this country to elect as person who had the right ideas, This is definitely a contest of the rich and well connected, not of honesty and intelligence

So whatever happens in this next election all I can say is GOODBYE TO BUSH. He has definitely done his work he has accomplished his goal of making him and his buddies tons of money, killing Sadam and generally fucking over the country and not to mention being a open homophobe.




Now I know some of  you will say its not his fault that the country is in the shitter it was Clintons fault, blah blah, blah the man has been in office for EIGHT years EIGHT!!.  See I tend to blame the guy currently in office if things are going shitty if he was handed a country that was in pretty damn good shape to begin with and to anyone who says that it wasn't then I tell you all I know was thing were hell of alot easier going when Clinton was in office no matter what he was doing.  And sure he was a womanizing bastard, but you know that doesnt make him a bad president it makes him a bad person.  Lying about a blowjob seems rather minor to lying about WMD's in order to start a war. I know some say Bush had bad intelligence on Iraq  so ok what your saying is we're incompetent great I would have total been for kicking Sadams ass if bush would just said hey lets do it, but don't bullshit me with tale of WMD's. I didn't start off dislikeing Bush I actually supported him against Gore cause Gore lacked backbone Bush for all his faults is a Strong president he knows what he wants and he gets it.  He just doesn't want what I want. 




In the end I'm ready for change I've spent enough time surviving in the "bush" and I ready to come back to society.

The Fatman Cumeth, SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

So it time to start blogging again trust me I got lots of ammo and a some stories to tell, and whole lot of bitchin to do this year. It the election so we're gonna have fun with that and I really really hate my dad and I will probally be talking about that all year. Long story short he is a cheating, mentally abuseing, druggy asshole and his only real accomplishment is that he proved that if you fuck up at you job and piss and moan enough and then say you tried to kill yourself twice then you get a check monthly from the government and you dont have to work and you can have all the time in the world to go off and fuck your whore of a girlfreind and not give two shits about anybody else but yourself....cough yeah what was i saying about short story anyways yes lots more to come so hold to your seats close your eyes and get ready for the money shot right in your face.  SKEET SKEET SKEET

How can Heath Ledger be dead

I can honestly say I am shocked, so much so that I coming back early from my vacation from the blog to say so. I just can't believe such a young talent is dead. I won't go one about who he was and such all I can say is that I am truly at a lost of Heath and I will miss his skill and presence on the screen, and I was going make it a point to see Dark Knight but now it a must see no excuses The Joker is one of my all time favorite villians and it would be a bur in my ass if I miss this last chance to see Heath Ledger on screen and not beacuase he is dead but he was an awesome actor I miss him.