IM A DADDY!!!!! part 2

My hands smell like baby, im tired and confused, but loving it. It hasent been easy, we even had a first parent freak out and took the baby to the doctors. Darrell keep snotting up stuff and was very fussy, turns out we need to burp him just a bit longer. the worst thing is laundry though, since Darrell is a premie diapers dont fit well, even the premie kind so when he pees he pees his blanket, clothes and bedding, other then crying nothing else is getting to me and the crying isnt that bad. so im gonna keep it short(I'll give a full update later) got lots to do talk to you all later.

IM A DADDY!!!!

Darrell Eugene VanderSys joined us at 4:53 am on Sunday the 13 of August he weighed 4 pounds 7 1/2 ounces He's a small guy and he was 4 weeks early but is completly fine, So to tell the wacky story of how he was born. Amara and I had just arrived at her mothers and amara complain about her butt feeling wet, we pass it off as sweat and proceded. We decided to go to the driving range(Amara and her mom had never golfed) so i was showing each of them how to hit the ball both failing horrible finally *CRACK* Amara knocked a ball with her 6 iron 75 yards without the roll I might add, only to look down to see her pant were now soaked, she thought she had had a accident, and left me and her mother to continue driveing balls while she went home to change, Long story short Amara water had broke and when we got her to the hospital she was dialated to 4 cm without here feeling anything really, she dialted to 10 at about 3:30 or so in the morning and at seven minutes to five Darrell was born and Amara didnt even scream (thanks to the drugs), He was breathing too fast and had a hard time pinking up but the doctors got him fine with some oxygen and saleen, He was only 18 inches but strong as hell, looks just like his daddy with his mommys ears. Me and Amara are so happy and will be even happier when we get to bring him home. Now for the funny coincedence about this weekend:

1. Sunday was the baby shower
2. My mom just happend to have the weekend off which never happens
3. I had talk to Amaras belly a few days pior and jokingly asked baby to come out and play soon
4. i just happen to get off early from work had i not i would have been driving home from work when Amara's water broke or atleast just barely gotten home.
5. EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER THIS WEEK SAID THAT I THINK THE BABY IS COMING SOON! (thanks guys)

so anyways welcome to the blog of the luckiest, happiest, proudest father and husband.

Crest with that Minty, explosively clean feeling!!

So todays blog is about the recent attempted terror attack on airplanes, did anyone notice that no one gave shit at all, I for one didnt either, I flew the day after the shoe bomber guy, wasnt even scared. Its real sad that we've gotten to the point that we stopped getting pissed about terrorists, but it is real easy to stop careing I guess. Shit it can happen at anytime, anywhere we've become so comfortable with the thought that we could die at any second of the day, that when some crazy assholes came really close to killing again, people just shrugged and went "oh well". Now im not saying lets go crazy and double the anti terror efforts and give up even more rights, but holy shit should we just let it slide like we just didnt almost have another tragedy. I dont know I teeter back and forth on the issue on one hand I do not support the patirot act fully I'm very lery of some of the things the goverment can just up and do without proper permisson in the name of the war on terror, on the other hand I dont want to die in some terror attack that could have been prevented. Im so confused. after 9/11 i was freaked out, I was one hundred percent ready to kick someones ass, now I feel pooped, I have no enegy left to get pissed is whats wrong, We gotta stay strong on are own, against terror but also against laws that allow the goverment ot over step their boundries. its us the people that have to be strong willed and minded to keep it all in check. as you can see im very A.D.D on this blog im have never been a patriotic person by far, in fact i hate the pledge of alegence, but im still not gonna just let some terrorist asswipe come in my yard and fuck with me with out raiseing hell, (or at least help to raise hell seeming i would be Gomer Pile if i joined any branch of the service, i would'nt be much help in a fight) So lets get pissed cause now ya gotta buy a new fucking thing of mouth wash when you cross the pond and we all know how bad airline food and a 6 hour flight can make your breath stink, fucking terrorist.

Its 7pm do you know where your Suri cruise is?

I HATE CELBRITY BABIES!! ok not the babies themselves but their parents, "YEAH CONGRATS YOU HAD A KID, WAY TO BE HUMAN!"they think beacuse they have money and fame this makes them the best parents ever and give them to write book giving advice on the subject. Alsoplease celebs STOP BUYING STUPID OVER PRICE CRAP FOR YOUR BABIES! Why buy a stroler that cost 1500 dollars just cause its dutch made, and thats not made up jullianne morre and i think reese witherspoon both bought a 1500 dollar stroler. for that kind of dough it better breast feed(none of that formulat shit) and change the kid for it to be worth it. Im gonna start selling a line of baby hats made of custom made ziplock bags filled with malaysian mud and baby powder and sell them for millions. Also STOP ADOPTING FORGEIN KIDS, well at least you could do is help others adopt, does anyone know what it takes for a regular person to adopt from a forgien country lots of money and time, Seems like Angelina Jolie goes to some kind of forgein kid mart," ooh ill take two browns and a yellow how much do i owe you?" And what about these baby pictures who cares! oh i saw the baby first woo hoo im special , whats worse is that some of them sell the pictures. I know its their picture to do what they please but that just pimping your kids if you ask me.
Now to my last rant about celeb babies, which is pretty much just about britney spears baby. someone needs to take that kid away from her. regardless of the acutsation that her baby has been dropped more times then the New Years Eve Ball at Time Square. but any mother who would allow their kid to ride on her lap while driving, with the possibilty that she may have to drive eraticlly because of the papirazzi, and say it was to protect her son is retarded. All it would take is just a sudden stop going 3 or 4 miles an hour to swing that babies head into the steering wheel possibling killing or severly damageing the kid. now it is also possble he would just have a bump on the head but why would you risk that. ITS JUST RETARDED!
Now i understand that im not a celebrity, I dont know what its really like to be one but I hope if i ever were to be one (just in case being fat qualifies me to be hehe) I hope i would show more sense then some of these celeb parents.

Remember this is just my opinion. it doesnt make me right its just how i feel